Avisos poco parroquiales
Music:
1)Back with his fourth album of his creating frenzy, trying to reach the rational quality of “The Criticism”, the shocking novelty of “The Judgement” and the in-your-face attitude of “The Moral”, Immanuel K. is here to stay.
Buy it for only 20 bux!
2)The Grupo Nietzsche members keep our feet away from the floor, in a dancing mayhem, in a chaos of undemonstrable movement and they never want us to stop! In stores this fall:
10 bux don’t make anybody poor!
Television:
1) Tonight on Oprah:
Be prepared for two hours of weeping and tender joy. Reserv your favourite couch and book your agenda for this marvelous re-run. We will take you back to 1866, when finally, after fourteen centuries of broken-heart and soaring waiting, that beautiful lady we all know as Roma, reunites with the rest of her Italian family. Don’t economize the tissues.
And all of this is possible thanks to CBS, Oprah Winfrey, OWinfrey Inc., Oprhey Foundation, O.W. Industries, Winfrey Entertainment, and minor collaborations of Camilo “Count of Cavour” Benso, and “The Giuseppi” (a.k.a. The Mazzini-Garibaldi Corporation)
2)Today on Dr. Phil:
Dr. Phil faces his biggest challenge yet. He analizes and advices Dr. Sigmund Freud for his meticulous and obsessive eschatological behavior. And be prepared, becuase the whole show will be in German!
3)Tomorrow on Fiorentinan Idol
The homeboy, Dante Alighieri takes on Michael Jackson’s classic “I’m Bad”
–Oh! He’s going to hell… again!
Tuscany’s most beloved pilgrin, Giovanni Boccacio, is up for a challenge, singing San Franceso D’Assisi’s 1226’s greatest hit, Canticus Creaturarum (Cantico di Frate Sole)
–His voice will be like the golden rays of the sun (HOT! HOT! HOT!)
Francesco Petrarca shows us his stilnovistic best, putting from his own Canzoniere (Rerum vulgarium fragmenta), a never-heard-before medley featuring “Erano i capei d’oro a l’aura sparsi”, “L’oro et le perle e i fior’ vermigli e i bianchi”, “Nella stagion che ‘l ciel rapido inchina”, “Italia mia, benché ‘l parlar sia indarno” and many others!
–Petrarca has never been so vulgar!
Entertainment:
1)The Roxy Room Introduces:
One night only!
“Nietzsche City Ramblers“
Opening Act: “Fight Fire with Feuer-Bach”
2)Las Vegas CAESAR’S PALACE is proud to bring you the ultimate battle of late XIXth century-early XXth century!
They will fight to finally determine who can grow the biggest mustache!
Their trainers have banned them from shaving foam:
Arthur Schopenhauer says: “A Roman Emperor has more facial hair than Сталин”
And Владимир Ильич Ленин’s frozen body answers: Schopenhauer is pure bullshit, Unlce Thing would be amazed by seeing Сталин!!!!”
With special appereance of worlwide acclaimed judge Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, who will not determine the winner, will not elaborate an oppinion about the fight, but will describe step by step how Nietzsche’s Spirit manifestation will kick Сталин balls!
Call 555-Zarathustra or 555-sovchoz to order your tickets now!!!
Opening fight: Immanuel “Königsberg’s Tartarin” Kant takes on René “Iperbolic pact boy” Descartes, for the Rationalism final fight.
Miscellaneous:
1) Hungry?
Go to your nearest Deli right now and order one serving of Waffles with
Uncle Kierkegaard’s good ol’ taste of
Nordic Maple Syrup
Alá mi chino, dejame decirte que este ultimo post esta de chuparse los dedos carachás!! Que cosa mas chirriada!!!
Comment por Tocayo Pablo — Tuesday, 26 September 2006 @ 2:46 AM
Oooookaaay then…
Comment por Diego — Tuesday, 26 September 2006 @ 4:02 AM
Carajo!! Que nivel!! Me quito el sombrero.
Comment por el_Dani — Tuesday, 26 September 2006 @ 11:41 PM
Ole Pol usted debía seguir llendo a la clase de historia moderna y contemporanea de europa, pero debe dejar fumar esas cosas antes de clase…. y por otro lado ¿se acuerda de algo del absolutismo?… digo que hubieran dicho en esa clase, y que estubiera bien?
Comment por Gonzo — Friday, 29 September 2006 @ 3:25 AM
jajaja el Grupo Nietzche. Quien canta? Adriana Zarathustra? :p Uncle Kierkegaard vino y le dejó plata de cumpleaños.
Comment por el negro — Friday, 29 September 2006 @ 11:44 PM
si le contara que el grupo nietzche ya existe, en esta ciudad, se sentiría ultrajado?
http://www.gruponietzsche.com/
Ahi está toda la evidencia
, a no ser que usted pertenezca a esta banda.
Comment por The Azma — Saturday, 30 September 2006 @ 5:17 AM
Pues pa’ que vea que me contrataaron de bajista, pero no tuvieron en cuenta que yo no sé tocar bajo (ni que prefiero a Hume).
Comment por POL — Saturday, 30 September 2006 @ 5:20 AM